Wednesday, May 26, 2010

BEST response to telemarketer.EVER.

Telemarketer: Hello Mrs (mispronounces name)
Me: Hello - that's Mrs (corrects mispronunciation)
Telemarketer: Oh, I'm so sorry (slightly flustered). This is (name)* from (Electricity company's name)*. We're lowering electricity prices here and were wondering which electricity supplier you're currently with...?
Me: We're with YOU guys! Just recently changed. We're. with. YOU!
Telemarketer: OH.

*Names have been left out to protect caller and company respresented by said caller from HUMILIATING "Die in dirty underwear" EMBARASSMENT.

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