"You're KIDDING?!? SPEW?? Who spews in someone's driveway???"
Chris - "It happens"
Me - "Not if you're NOT using someone else's driveway as your OWN private walkway it doesn't!"
This morning as I checked the letterbox after dropping the boys off at school I noticed that I couldn't open the letterbox because the metal loop that the lock fits through had been bent upwards at probably a roughly 135 degree angle from it's previous/normal position.
I guess I should be glad the spew was on the drive.