Yesterday I told Chris/Fuzz:
"The Partridge family cut through our property today."
Fuzz: Whaaa..? What?
Me: That's my way of saying a BUS LOAD of people cut through our place today.
A BUS LOAD you say incredulously - why yes.
The neighbour. Her THREE children. Rebecca Robinson (other neighbour) from the "condemned house". And some tall, lanky, unindentified, school-uniformed, heavy-footed boy, galloping down our drive like a horse. All at once.
Oh no - don't mind ME, I just live here. Go right ahead *gritted teeth*
PS - the title is supposed to be some lame reference of mine to the Partridge Family.