When: Tuesday Morning
Scene: Table - Breakfast time
Monk: Everyone is having something different for breakfast except for me and Mum! Mum! You're having the exact same breakfast as ME! (that would be, porridge)
Me: No, I'm not having the same breakfast as you - I don't have milk with mine OR 5 different kinds of sugar!
Monk: *outraged scowl*
To be truthful he doesn't really have 5 different kinds of sugar on his porridge - he only has TWO.