Just thought I'd share - mostly Disney ones - words to live by. really.
Life is like a straw it only sucks when you make it
"What made you decide to become a policeman-officer?" - Hot Fuzz "I'm sorry Spleen, there's not enough beer in the WORLD" - The Bowler, Mystery Men
"But the animal is inside out....and it exploded" - Teb, Galaxy Quest
"Boy, I bet that must be frustrating" Dory, Finding Nemo
"I cannot heave me heart into my mouth" Cordelia, King Lear
"Brevity is the soul of wit" Polonius, Macbeth
"I like going to book stores and approaching the book clerk and saying - Hi, I'm looking for a book entitled 'How to deal with rejection without killing', can you help me?" - Some random, hilarious comedian I heard once
"Good feeling gone" - Dory, Finding Nemo
"Well that was INCREDIBLY eaaaaaasy" - from How "The Lord of the Rings" should have ended
"I'm not happy Bob. NOT happy." - The Incredibles
"Just, ah, whenever you get a 'fly so fast it reverses time itself' gadget on your belt - let me know" - Superman to Batman on How "Superman" should have ended
"He likes a peanut.....I like a peanut...." - Tantor, Tarzan
"Do you guys even READ the script?!!!" - Guy, Galaxy Quest
"I'm AMAZING. I'm Batman!!" - Dean, Supernatural
"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy." - Gwen, Galaxy Quest
"Remember back in the day where Health and Safety was just called 'Common Sense'?" - A hilarious Aussie comedian whose name I don't recall
"No. I didn't do that." - Jermaine, Flight of the Conchords
Some of these I actually use regularly in everyday life - oh ho! - such as? you say unbelievingly....
"Boy, I bet that must be frustrating!" (Dory) - I use this ALOT. Love it.
"Well, that was INCREDIBLY eaaaaaaaaaasy," from "How The Lord of the Rings should have ended"
Usually when I'm surprised how easy or quickly something was achieved. Sometimes I forget where this quote is from and Chris likes to torture me until I remember.
"Good feeling GONE" - also another great one from Dory.
"I'm not happy Bob. NOT happy." - we actually used to have the Donts trained to say this when he was younger - we also had Monk trained when very young to say "A bargain!" when we cued him with "What do you get at The Warehouse?" and when we prompted him with "and a money back..." he would pipe up cheerfully "Guarantee!!"
Not so frequently I also like to say.....
"Do you guys even READ the script?!?!?!!" - Guy, Galaxy Quest - OR substitute words in appropriately such as recently with the crazed "neighbor" - does she even LIVE in her house?!?!!