Scene: A Miley Cyrus music video comes on....
Me: Ah, Miley Cyrus eh? (looking on with Motherly disapproval at her "do those shorts even cover her BUTT??" shorts) I purse my lips and say - just how old is this girl?!
(Me again) More famous than her Dad though.
Fuzz: Who's her Dad?
Me: (fixing Chris with an "isn't it OBVIOUS?!" type glare) Miley...CY-RUSSSS....? Oh, come on....
Fuzz: Really? Billy Ray Cyrus?
Me: YES. He stars on her tv show "Hannah Montana".
Fuzz: Huh. (with an "oh really?" tone)
Me: Yup. Billy Ray Cyrus - one hit wonder (I explain to Michael what one hit wonder means) - wouldn't that be a bit frustrating don't you think? You have this hugely popular song - just ONE song and then everyone forgets about you - but then your daughter - super famous - what's up with that?!
Fuzz: Oh well, Billy Ray Cyrus could NEVER wear those shorts.
Me: Point taken.