I asked Jonts how school was/what they were learning about today. Jonts begins to tell me about (his interpretation bear in mind...) some guy who was trying to park his car and drove (or rather backed?) right into someone's house. I immediately realised just what incident he was talking about (because we drove past it just after the fact!), and said something like:
"Oh Jonts - I know what that was! That's right near our house. Someone drove their car right into someone's house. Don't you remember seeing?"
Jonts mumbles something hoping to reaffirm his previous comment about some guy just trying to park his car....I smile, amused.
"Jonts," I say," I reckon that guy who drove his car into that house must've been PRETTY drunk, eh?"
Jonts matter-of-factly replies, "Aw no, Mum. I think he was just pretending to be blind."
pffffffft! tee hee!