Top FIVE clues....

...that YOU, our entertaining neighbours, threw your bread crusts over the fence:

5. In the past you've thrown over an old tape deck and a broom handle, just to name a few...what's a little bread?

4. You regularly throw your junk/rubbish over on our side - it's not a huge leap of logic.

3. You litter. On our side of the fence. Regularly - let's face it - you probably litter on your side of the fence too.

2. It wasn't us.

1. White bread, White bread, WHITE bread!!!!!!!!!

Interpretation, interpretation, interpretation!!

Dear circular distributors,

Just because I don't have a sign which clearly reads "NO CIRCULARS" (or other similarly worded signs) on my letterbox - would you believe that it DOESN'T actually mean that I would like at least THREE copies of EVERY circular that you have? No, not even close...

Signed Sincerely "Because I know you really care"

(prrrrrrrt!)