Jonts: (holding up a baby picture of Michael) Mummy - is this the baby, is this JoJo?
Jonts: Who is it?
Mummy: Well....who do you think it is? Guess....
Jonts: Is it Jonty?! (referring to himself in the third person...)
Jonts: Who is it?!
Mummy: Who do you think?
Jonts: Aawwwwwwwwww (with a knowing tone of voice) - it's Michael!
Mummy: Yes. You're quite brilliant darling.
Mummy: Do I get a prize? What do I get?!? Do I get to make your beds everyday is that my "reward'?
Michael: No! (laughing)
Mummy: Do I get to pick up your smelly socks out of the toy box? No?! Piles of endless washing and neverending ironing - is THAT my treat?
Michael: Don't be silly Mummy.
Mummy: What is it then?
Michael: I'm going to get you Beef Turkey for Christmas - that's your Christmas present. Oh! Do you like it? (after a moments thought) ...maybe I should get something that you'd like.....
(me still laughing in the background about beef turkey)
(Just this morning)
Jonts: I am ELECTRIC to PEANUTS!!!!
Michael: (tickling Mummy for some cheeky remark or corny joke) - SUFFER the suffer-quences!!!!!